Facts about the first Thanksgiving - and that naked Indian
Thanksgiving morning is time when we prepare to gather with loved ones by cleaning and cooking and preparing a feast by sticking our hands deep inside the cavity of a turkey in a manner not unlike that of a TSA agent, except that the TSA agent’s hands aren’t full of Stove-Top stuffing. Hopefully.
But this Thanksgiving, let’s pause for a moment and remember to give thanks to the Pilgrims.
For if not for the Pilgrims, there would be no America, and with no America, those of us with European ancestry would be living in Europe and wouldn’t have today off of work. Plus we’d watch soccer and have bad teeth.